Unable to find true love for the last 25 years, Prem Singh, a
resident of Delhi spent 57 hours on Tinder without a break trying to find a
match for himself. Prem, who was oblivious to dating apps, was informed about the
existence of Tinder by his friend Aman who had received plenty of matches on
the hookup app. Aman explained Prem that Tinder was his only hope to find a
girl before his parents make a profile for him on Shaadi.com.
Realizing the urgency of the situation, Prem went berserk and
swiped right, a way to express a like on Tinder, to every girl’s profile that showed
up on the screen.
“Prem took leave from office and told everyone that he was
locking himself in a room for spiritual reasons, something that he often says before
watching porn, but I knew it was Tinder this time. 2 days later, I was sitting
in the other room when suddenly Prem screamed. I thought he had finally found a
match but when I rushed to his room, I saw he had broken his thumb while
swiping. I quickly took his phone and tried calling his parents but realized
that the right half of the screen had already vanished because of liking each
and every girl’s profile! F**king idiot!”, said his flat mate Ram.
“I swiped right to almost every girl on the planet. I faked
my location using softwares to see girls from different locations, but what did
I get? Zero matches and a personal message from Tinder saying “Tumse na ho
payega”?! I even uploaded a fashion model’s picture to see if I get any matches.
I did get one, but I knew the girl was talking to at least 48 other guys. Made
me feel like a bull in the Jalikattu ring who should crack jokes, be
entertaining and what not. Prove yourself or perish!”, Prem said in an
exclusive interview to FakingNews.
Meanwhile, Shaadi.com has taken cognizance of this event and
offered lifetime free membership to Prem.
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